Hi-lar-ious

This weekend, my girlfriend and I left our 4 youngons home with our husbands and went out for dinner....and by dinner, I mean alot of alcohol with a side of tortilla chips.

I seriously havent drank like that since my pre-baby days, we started off splitting a pitcher of Margaritas, and continued from there. Needless to say, we walked home, and it was simply a blast!

Unfortunatly, the alcohol wore off at 1am, which, a weird thing about me is when the alcohol wears of, I wake up and cant go back to sleep, so I have been up since one AM...oh well, I watched like 4 episodes of True Blood from HBO, I am currently reading the books, and the show is awesome!

Anyways, my friend sent me this email today and it made me laugh. I thought it was fitting...had to share!


Important Women's Health Issue:
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

Erotic lustfulness

Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing

Loss of money

Loss of virginity

Table dancing

Headache

Dehydration

Dry mouth

And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.