1) John Gosslin...SUCH a Juice Bag.
2) One-uppers: I tell you my girl said her first word and you say "oh really? MY baby has been talking for a few months now...I can't get her to shut up!" And we all know someone that can pump "10 oz on each side" ;)
3) Traffic, further more that section of the freeway with no on or off ramp nor anyother thing to look at or yield to, yet everyone for WHATEVER reason decides to slow to about 35 at that portion of the free way...GAH!!
4) Over-sharers...no offense, but I don't need to know when you and your hubby DTD last, nor do I want to know what your dinner is now doing to your digestive track, nor do I want to know every flippin moment of your day, and every thought that has crossed your mind.
5) When I have my fussy baby in my arms, and my whining toddler at my heals, and I am behind you and your 100 items in the check out line while I only have a gallon of milk....let me. go. ahead. of. you. .... and for gosh sake: DON'T TAKE YOUR TIME WRITING A CHECK!
6) Jason Stathom..............................ok, you got me, I am TOTALLY joking...Jason Stathom could never irritate me..infact, he can do what-ev-er he wants [to me]..*swoon* (chad and I are watching the transporter right now, I couldn't resist)
7) The Trend to "team this" and "team that" especially those tshirts Jennifer/angelina, Eric/Bill, Jacob/Edward, kanye/taylor, linsay/sam, ...GGGGAH!!
8) ants
9) when my husband does one chore like cleaning the living room, and thinks he is set for the week. As if that covers it.
10) Chocolate - so good, so rich, so smooth, so yummy, yet makes your a** big...why do the best things in life make your a** big? -- Babies, chocolate, deep fried whatever, my job.
11) Initiation Fees - your telling me that its gonna cost you $106 to "innitiate" me into your Gym? what do you have to do beyond enter me in your damn computer and give me that scanner pass? Really? Really?
12) Thomas The Train.
13) Dirty Feet - Actually, lets just say dirtiness like a blanket statement. abidadaGAH!
14) When I am reading Perez Hilton and Chad reads over my shoulder asking me to slow down my scrolling or "who is that?" -- Chad, really, read it your self later.
15) The Two Faced.
3 comments:
Kate Gosselin....just as bad
Oh juice bag! I am totally using that now!
I totally just laughed out loud at work about pummping 10oz on each side! Every time I hear it it cracks me up. That whole part could be about her!
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