Never Freakin Fails.

okay...please join me in my pitty party! Come on in!

There are always THREE things that happen right before I get sick, that tell me that I am about to have a craptastic cold or flu or whatever. These three things never fail to alert me that an illness is on its way. And they usually go in this order:

1) My milk supply dips a few days before the symptoms show. I think this is because my body is using resources to try to fight the coming illness so it results in less milk. Don't worry, I am STILL over producing by about 5oz a day, so its nothing to be concerned about.

2) Sore throat. EVERY illness I get starts with a sore throat. Its the weirdest thing. I swear, I could be about to break my leg and the back of my throat will get all tender.

3) The worst possible time to get sick. I always get sick when it couldn't be more inconvenient for life. Like it cant wait for a slow period at work it has to be when I have a major FRICKIN deadline at work or big frickin meeting or I have a fun trip to Tahoe planned for the Weekend. In this case, its all three....

Never Frickin Fails...but here I am at work XL Latte, Hair unbrushed with a scrunchie, bags under eyes from being up all night sick and taking Care of Audrey (Trust me, I look HOT) hoping no one notices and I can just chug through my day and go home and get in bed.


Wha! I am tired/exhausted/pissedoffattheworld I wanna hug and a nice bed without a baby in need. BLA!